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Gotta love teeth

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A brush

An important ingredient to any mouth-cleaning regiment

And of course, toothpaste!Ah, toothpaste

But it's well worth it when you tear into a juicy steak, wouldn't you say or squash, if you swing that way instead. To do proper teeth upkeep, you need the proper tools

Floss

For teaching about dental hygiene! For fun! Because you love teeth and cleaning them ! This non-brand-biased outfit is the right choice for you! So go forth speak wisdom about dental cleanliness and be the enamel-strengthening gel you always wanted to be

Need to get extra leftovers off of them

Need to keep them polished

Rinse

So here you go our Adult Toothpaste Costume! You too can celebrate the cleansing paste with a full-on costume complete with little tube cap for your head

They are simply similar to bone. Having those killer pearly whites does require a bit of upkeep

They can be used defensively to chomp on anything you deem too close

You can show them to other people and other people show them back and that somehow is socially understood to mean that you're happy. Not to mention the fact that these little chompers are hard as bone! but they're not bone, that's a common misconception

You use them to cut, smash, and obliterate food into a tasty pulp

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